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keep your dive buddies closer tank
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i dive therefore i am tank
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in need of vitamin sea tank
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if you're not living on the edge tank
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i'm just here for the wetsuit tan tank
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my favorite kind of bubbles tank
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i dive because i can't fly tank
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divers do it deeper tank
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breathe easy, dive deep tank
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eat sleep dive repeat tank
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dive hair, don't care
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born to dive, forced to surface
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dive now, work later
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pressure makes diamonds and divers
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i might look calm, but
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i just blew my bubbles
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if you're lucky enough to dive
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i've got nitrogen narcosis to blame
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keep your dive buddies closer
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i dive therefore i am
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in need of vitamin sea
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if you're not living on the edge
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i'm just here for the wetsuit tan
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my favorite kind of bubbles
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i dive because i can't fly
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divers do it deeper
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breathe easy dive deep
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keep calm and dive on
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eat sleep dive repeat
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breathe easy dive deep rash guard
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so what?
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troublemaker
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my bitch switch
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adventurous
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you look funnier than you are
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run along now
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get over yourself
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don't waste my time
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better luck next time
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tell me how much you want me
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tell me how much you love me
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oh be nice!
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looking for my next ex
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what's your name?
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experience required
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tease
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rebounding
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meh
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you're cuter when i'm drunk
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whatever
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nu uh
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i dare you
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no touching
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talent scout
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worst i can do is say no
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i haven't had enough to drink yet
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this shirt was made to be taken off
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no experience necessary
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free range
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don't believe everything you hear
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best way to get over him
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forgets safety words
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tastes like chicken
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spitters are quitters
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open 24/7
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never stick your tongue out
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it'll fit
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handy with tools
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fa&fo
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wanna?
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flexible
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i like your girlfriend
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i like your boyfriend
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flattery will get you everywhere
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i bet you have a great personality
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easily distracted
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according to science
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murphy's law
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the best things in life aren't free
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early bird gets the worm
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these gays
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piper nooo
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tsunami?!
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gonna have to drink myself to sleep
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where is my lorazepam?
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vox populi, vox dei
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all men are created equal
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take your legislative agenda
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this is more important than re-election
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experts at obfuscating the constitution
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schools should be expensive
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sometimes i'm just making it up
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gather ye rosebuds
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just be wrong
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i had woot canaw!
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big block of cheese
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nobody looks like joe mccarthy
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i'm so sick of congress
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real battles to fight
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i accidentally slept with a prostitute
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victory is mine
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and they want it here
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post hoc, ergo propter hoc
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lady the god you pray to
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this is bad on so many levels
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you want to tempt the wrath
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as i look out over this magnificent vista
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decisions are made by those who show up
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individuals can change the world
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it's not the battles we lose
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what's next?
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i guarantee you'll see somethin' new
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they're not going to see this coming
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shiny, let's be bad guys
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half of writing history is hiding the truth
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can't stop the signal
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i aim to misbehave
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goin on a year now
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i'm a leaf on the wind
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i must say you're my kind of stupid
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maybe you're exactly where you ought to be
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your mouth is talking
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curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal
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we will rule over all this land
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you made that sound kinda ominous
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just downright unsettling
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take me, sir take me hard
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no power in the 'verse can stop me
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if i had wanted schooling
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i want things to go according to plan
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have the guts to do it to my face
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big damn heroes
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mighty fine shindig
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how did your brain ever learn
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shiny
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what we need's a diversion
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yes, sir, cap'n tight-pants
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i cannot abide useless people
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i prefer something with a few miles on it
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a companion doesn't kiss and tell
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the term is companion
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this must be what going mad feels like
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he makes everybody cry
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an evil lecherous hump
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someone ever tries to kill you
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i will end you
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should we hoodwink folks?
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a grand entrance would not go amiss
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i'm thinking you weren't burdened
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oh i got heathens aplenty right here
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did he just go crazy and fall asleep?
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you can't take the sky from me
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hey yo rachel!
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call me when you're through
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work it
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are you gonna watch?
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big mistake
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beck and call girl
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it happens all the time
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the pressure of a name
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i say who i say when i say how much
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we don't have the balls for that
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get to the choppah!
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well raise my rent
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badges
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excuse me while i whip this out
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what in the wide wide world of sports
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now go do that voodoo
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willkommen bienvenue welcome c'mon in
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oh how ordinawy
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leave the gun take the cannoli
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go with god crispy
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don't fuck with the babysitter
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i had the worst nightmare
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ya think
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stray dog
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you're gonna need a bigger boat
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that's some bad hat
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i must be crazy
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leave it be dickie
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not finish mushroom story
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how do i look so young
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why would anyone want to steal
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oh that's tacky
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the only man a girl can depend on
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if you can't be an athlete
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tell me about it stud
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peachy keen jellybean
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nothin a year in the tropics wouldn't fix
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born with a steering wheel in his hand
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life's like a movie
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jack not name jack job
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that's no moon
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who's more foolish
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these aren't the droids you're looking for
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move along
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we seem to be made to suffer
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aren't you a little short
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the force is strong with this one
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i find your lack of faith distrubing
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