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i'm not qualified

taking it as a challenge

pretty sure my last words will be

the world will teach them

hope is just disappointment on layaway

it's the thought that doesn't count

not today, optimism

i want to be a nice person

i get pre-annoyed

early bird gets the worm

early bird gets the worm

the best things in life aren't free

the best things in life aren't free

murphy's law

surrounded by idiots

surrounded by idiots

i see stupid people

i see stupid people

pessimist v optimist

pessimist v optimist

light at the end of the tunnel

light at the end of the tunnel

why get your hopes up

why get your hopes up

tried to see the bright side

tried to see the bright side

why seize the day

why seize the day

when life gives you lemons

when life gives you lemons

expect the worst

expect the worst

you're overlooking something

you're overlooking something

silver linings

today was a total waste

today was a total waste

i'm not saying it's hopeless

i'm not saying it's hopeless

if at first you don't succeed

if at first you don't succeed

everyday is a gift

everyday is a gift

if the universe has a plan

if the universe has a plan