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you're the avocado to my toast
$22.99
💘 Love, Laughter, and Just a Little Bit of Bitterness
Valentine’s Day. A time for roses, candlelit dinners, and the annual performance art of pretending not to be annoyed by heart-shaped everything. Whether you're madly in love, barely tolerating your situationship, or happily single and thriving with a bottle of wine and a playlist full of breakup songs, our Valentine’s humor tees are here to help you dress the part—with just enough attitude to keep things interesting.
These shirts are soft, comfy, and unapologetically cheeky—just like you. Each design delivers the perfect mix of romantic vibes and eye-rolling sarcasm, for those who want to celebrate love without getting too sappy about it. From clever wordplay to bold anti-romance statements, this collection was made for flirts, cynics, and anyone who knows Cupid isn’t always the best shot.
Whether you're planning a date night, a Galentine's brunch, or a solo Target run (the true love of your life), these tees let you wear your heart on your sleeve—if by heart, we mean biting wit and probably a middle finger in spirit.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
• Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Consequently, returns and exchanges are not accepted, but please contact us immediately if you have problems with your order. Since we use a print on demand service, we will address any printing/quality issues with our printer. If you have a defect upon receiving your item(s), please contact us right away with pictures of the defect.
Valentine’s Day. A time for roses, candlelit dinners, and the annual performance art of pretending not to be annoyed by heart-shaped everything. Whether you're madly in love, barely tolerating your situationship, or happily single and thriving with a bottle of wine and a playlist full of breakup songs, our Valentine’s humor tees are here to help you dress the part—with just enough attitude to keep things interesting.
These shirts are soft, comfy, and unapologetically cheeky—just like you. Each design delivers the perfect mix of romantic vibes and eye-rolling sarcasm, for those who want to celebrate love without getting too sappy about it. From clever wordplay to bold anti-romance statements, this collection was made for flirts, cynics, and anyone who knows Cupid isn’t always the best shot.
Whether you're planning a date night, a Galentine's brunch, or a solo Target run (the true love of your life), these tees let you wear your heart on your sleeve—if by heart, we mean biting wit and probably a middle finger in spirit.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
• Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Consequently, returns and exchanges are not accepted, but please contact us immediately if you have problems with your order. Since we use a print on demand service, we will address any printing/quality issues with our printer. If you have a defect upon receiving your item(s), please contact us right away with pictures of the defect.
💘 Love, Laughter, and Just a Little Bit of Bitterness
Valentine’s Day. A time for roses, candlelit dinners, and the annual performance art of pretending not to be annoyed by heart-shaped everything. Whether you're madly in love, barely tolerating your situationship, or happily single and thriving with a bottle of wine and a playlist full of breakup songs, our Valentine’s humor tees are here to help you dress the part—with just enough attitude to keep things interesting.
These shirts are soft, comfy, and unapologetically cheeky—just like you. Each design delivers the perfect mix of romantic vibes and eye-rolling sarcasm, for those who want to celebrate love without getting too sappy about it. From clever wordplay to bold anti-romance statements, this collection was made for flirts, cynics, and anyone who knows Cupid isn’t always the best shot.
Whether you're planning a date night, a Galentine's brunch, or a solo Target run (the true love of your life), these tees let you wear your heart on your sleeve—if by heart, we mean biting wit and probably a middle finger in spirit.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
• Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Consequently, returns and exchanges are not accepted, but please contact us immediately if you have problems with your order. Since we use a print on demand service, we will address any printing/quality issues with our printer. If you have a defect upon receiving your item(s), please contact us right away with pictures of the defect.
Valentine’s Day. A time for roses, candlelit dinners, and the annual performance art of pretending not to be annoyed by heart-shaped everything. Whether you're madly in love, barely tolerating your situationship, or happily single and thriving with a bottle of wine and a playlist full of breakup songs, our Valentine’s humor tees are here to help you dress the part—with just enough attitude to keep things interesting.
These shirts are soft, comfy, and unapologetically cheeky—just like you. Each design delivers the perfect mix of romantic vibes and eye-rolling sarcasm, for those who want to celebrate love without getting too sappy about it. From clever wordplay to bold anti-romance statements, this collection was made for flirts, cynics, and anyone who knows Cupid isn’t always the best shot.
Whether you're planning a date night, a Galentine's brunch, or a solo Target run (the true love of your life), these tees let you wear your heart on your sleeve—if by heart, we mean biting wit and probably a middle finger in spirit.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
• Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Consequently, returns and exchanges are not accepted, but please contact us immediately if you have problems with your order. Since we use a print on demand service, we will address any printing/quality issues with our printer. If you have a defect upon receiving your item(s), please contact us right away with pictures of the defect.