wrath

$22.99
Not all heroes wear capes—some just wear sarcastic Halloween T-shirts and quietly judge your store-bought costume. Whether you’re skipping the itchy wig, ditching the overpriced accessories, or just embracing your spooky season cynicism, this shirt is your official uniform for October. Equal parts creepy and clever, it’s the perfect way to scream “festive” without actually raising your voice—or your energy level.

Crafted for comfort and maximum side-eye potential, these tees are ideal for haunted house skeptics, candy hoarders, and anyone who thinks pumpkin spice tastes like a dare. Wear it to work, to the party, or while hiding from trick-or-treaters with the lights off. You’ll look seasonally appropriate and slightly unapproachable—just the way Halloween intended. 🎃

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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Not all heroes wear capes—some just wear sarcastic Halloween T-shirts and quietly judge your store-bought costume. Whether you’re skipping the itchy wig, ditching the overpriced accessories, or just embracing your spooky season cynicism, this shirt is your official uniform for October. Equal parts creepy and clever, it’s the perfect way to scream “festive” without actually raising your voice—or your energy level.

Crafted for comfort and maximum side-eye potential, these tees are ideal for haunted house skeptics, candy hoarders, and anyone who thinks pumpkin spice tastes like a dare. Wear it to work, to the party, or while hiding from trick-or-treaters with the lights off. You’ll look seasonally appropriate and slightly unapproachable—just the way Halloween intended. 🎃

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!