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Congratulations! Against all odds, you've somehow acquired one of the galaxy's finest totally-not-official starship registry shirts. Whether you're an overworked ensign, a chronically underpromoted ensign, an engineer who's definitely not violating safety regulations, or simply someone who's been told, "Please stop quoting Star Trek at work," this shirt belongs in your wardrobe.
Minimalist. Clean. Instantly recognizable to fellow fans. Completely confusing to everyone else. Wear it to conventions and wait for someone across the room to quietly nod in approval.
That's your people. No giant logos. No loud graphics. Just the kind of subtle reference that makes another fan point and say, "I understood that reference," before spending the next twenty minutes debating warp core design, transporter ethics, or why the bridge crew really should have read the mission briefing first. Perfect for sci-fi conventions, game nights, comic shops, watching reruns you've already seen seventeen times, and explaining to strangers why the registry number actually matters.
Warning: Wearing this shirt may result in unsolicited conversations about starship classes, temporal paradoxes, transporter clones, obscure beta canon, and heated debates over whether the holodeck is the single worst safety hazard ever approved by Starfleet.
We regret nothing.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Official Legal Notice Required by the Ferengi Commerce Authority*
This product is approximately 0% official merchandise, 100% fan enthusiasm, and contains no Latinum-backed endorsement from any Federation, Starfleet, Paramount, CBS, mysterious omnipotent energy beings, or other rights holders. It is an original parody-inspired tribute created by fans for fans. Any resemblance to officially licensed merchandise is purely the result of decades of lovingly accumulated nerd knowledge.
The Ferengi Commerce Authority has neither reviewed nor approved this statement. They simply invoiced us for printing it.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Minimalist. Clean. Instantly recognizable to fellow fans. Completely confusing to everyone else. Wear it to conventions and wait for someone across the room to quietly nod in approval.
That's your people. No giant logos. No loud graphics. Just the kind of subtle reference that makes another fan point and say, "I understood that reference," before spending the next twenty minutes debating warp core design, transporter ethics, or why the bridge crew really should have read the mission briefing first. Perfect for sci-fi conventions, game nights, comic shops, watching reruns you've already seen seventeen times, and explaining to strangers why the registry number actually matters.
Warning: Wearing this shirt may result in unsolicited conversations about starship classes, temporal paradoxes, transporter clones, obscure beta canon, and heated debates over whether the holodeck is the single worst safety hazard ever approved by Starfleet.
We regret nothing.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Official Legal Notice Required by the Ferengi Commerce Authority*
This product is approximately 0% official merchandise, 100% fan enthusiasm, and contains no Latinum-backed endorsement from any Federation, Starfleet, Paramount, CBS, mysterious omnipotent energy beings, or other rights holders. It is an original parody-inspired tribute created by fans for fans. Any resemblance to officially licensed merchandise is purely the result of decades of lovingly accumulated nerd knowledge.
The Ferengi Commerce Authority has neither reviewed nor approved this statement. They simply invoiced us for printing it.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Congratulations! Against all odds, you've somehow acquired one of the galaxy's finest totally-not-official starship registry shirts. Whether you're an overworked ensign, a chronically underpromoted ensign, an engineer who's definitely not violating safety regulations, or simply someone who's been told, "Please stop quoting Star Trek at work," this shirt belongs in your wardrobe.
Minimalist. Clean. Instantly recognizable to fellow fans. Completely confusing to everyone else. Wear it to conventions and wait for someone across the room to quietly nod in approval.
That's your people. No giant logos. No loud graphics. Just the kind of subtle reference that makes another fan point and say, "I understood that reference," before spending the next twenty minutes debating warp core design, transporter ethics, or why the bridge crew really should have read the mission briefing first. Perfect for sci-fi conventions, game nights, comic shops, watching reruns you've already seen seventeen times, and explaining to strangers why the registry number actually matters.
Warning: Wearing this shirt may result in unsolicited conversations about starship classes, temporal paradoxes, transporter clones, obscure beta canon, and heated debates over whether the holodeck is the single worst safety hazard ever approved by Starfleet.
We regret nothing.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Official Legal Notice Required by the Ferengi Commerce Authority*
This product is approximately 0% official merchandise, 100% fan enthusiasm, and contains no Latinum-backed endorsement from any Federation, Starfleet, Paramount, CBS, mysterious omnipotent energy beings, or other rights holders. It is an original parody-inspired tribute created by fans for fans. Any resemblance to officially licensed merchandise is purely the result of decades of lovingly accumulated nerd knowledge.
The Ferengi Commerce Authority has neither reviewed nor approved this statement. They simply invoiced us for printing it.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Minimalist. Clean. Instantly recognizable to fellow fans. Completely confusing to everyone else. Wear it to conventions and wait for someone across the room to quietly nod in approval.
That's your people. No giant logos. No loud graphics. Just the kind of subtle reference that makes another fan point and say, "I understood that reference," before spending the next twenty minutes debating warp core design, transporter ethics, or why the bridge crew really should have read the mission briefing first. Perfect for sci-fi conventions, game nights, comic shops, watching reruns you've already seen seventeen times, and explaining to strangers why the registry number actually matters.
Warning: Wearing this shirt may result in unsolicited conversations about starship classes, temporal paradoxes, transporter clones, obscure beta canon, and heated debates over whether the holodeck is the single worst safety hazard ever approved by Starfleet.
We regret nothing.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Official Legal Notice Required by the Ferengi Commerce Authority*
This product is approximately 0% official merchandise, 100% fan enthusiasm, and contains no Latinum-backed endorsement from any Federation, Starfleet, Paramount, CBS, mysterious omnipotent energy beings, or other rights holders. It is an original parody-inspired tribute created by fans for fans. Any resemblance to officially licensed merchandise is purely the result of decades of lovingly accumulated nerd knowledge.
The Ferengi Commerce Authority has neither reviewed nor approved this statement. They simply invoiced us for printing it.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!