Why suffer through turkey-induced naps, heated debates over side dishes, or the annual “who’s hosting this year” family standoff without a little backup? Our funny Holiday Sweatshirt Collection is here to speak fluent sarcasm on your behalf—whether it’s a subtle dig at the pie hoarder, a passive-aggressive flex for the in-laws, or a full-throttle belly laugh about how Santa is the only man allowed to break into your house this year.
Each sweatshirt is cozy enough to carry you through hours of forced merriment (read: last-minute shopping, elf-on-the-shelf positioning, and pretending you like fruitcake), while also being bold enough to distract Aunt Carol from asking why you’re still single. With designs that roast everything from stuffing disasters to overzealous carolers, these sweatshirts are perfect for festive parties, family photo ops you’ll cringe at later, or hiding in the kitchen with a bottle of wine “for the gravy.”
Let’s face it: holiday cheer is exhausting. But at least you can be warm, comfortable, and the funniest person in the room while enduring it.
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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Holiday Cheer? More Like Holiday Survive. 🌲🎁🧑🎄
Why suffer through turkey-induced naps, heated debates over side dishes, or the annual “who’s hosting this year” family standoff without a little backup? Our funny Holiday Sweatshirt Collection is here to speak fluent sarcasm on your behalf—whether it’s a subtle dig at the pie hoarder, a passive-aggressive flex for the in-laws, or a full-throttle belly laugh about how Santa is the only man allowed to break into your house this year.
Each sweatshirt is cozy enough to carry you through hours of forced merriment (read: last-minute shopping, elf-on-the-shelf positioning, and pretending you like fruitcake), while also being bold enough to distract Aunt Carol from asking why you’re still single. With designs that roast everything from stuffing disasters to overzealous carolers, these sweatshirts are perfect for festive parties, family photo ops you’ll cringe at later, or hiding in the kitchen with a bottle of wine “for the gravy.”
Let’s face it: holiday cheer is exhausting. But at least you can be warm, comfortable, and the funniest person in the room while enduring it.
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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