schools should be palaces

What’s Next? Your New Favorite T-Shirt.

Power suits are optional, but snappy dialogue and high ideals? Mandatory. Our Political Junkies Collection is for the lovers of civics, coffee, and chaos—the ones who think fast, talk faster, and never met a national crisis they couldn’t manage before the commercial break.

Whether you're channeling the press secretary's sarcasm, the communications director's grumble, the policy wonk's lovable neurosis, or the senior assistant's dry wit, these tees let you wear your favorite moments of political-scripted genius with pride. Crafted for comfort (because all-nighters in the Roosevelt Room require breathable cotton), they’re smart, stylish, and deeply nostalgic for that idealistic White House that only exists on screen—but lives forever in your heart.

Each design salutes the golden age of fictional government—full of soaring speeches, meaningful glances, and just the right amount of presidential-induced gravitas. Ideal for debate nights, or binge-watch weekends. Because you deserve merch that’s as intelligent, inspiring, and oddly emotional as your favorite show.

Independent Artist Disclaimer: This design was created by RMD as an original artistic work inspired by timeless storytelling themes, genres, and pop culture. It is not affiliated with, endorsed by, sponsored by, or licensed by any film studio, television network, publisher, production company, author, or other rights holder. All applicable trademarks and copyrights remain the property of their respective owners.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
• Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Consequently, returns and exchanges are not accepted, but please contact us immediately if you have problems with your order. Since we use a print on demand service, we will address any printing/quality issues with our printer. If you have a defect upon receiving your item(s), please contact us right away with pictures of the defect.