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Welcome to the workplace—where the coffee is strong, the emails are longer than necessary, and everyone has “just one quick question” that somehow requires a calendar invite.
Our Safe-For-Work Collection was designed for people who understand that corporate life is a performance art. These tees don’t scream. They don’t cause HR meetings. They simply raise one perfectly groomed eyebrow and let the joke land in 12-point Arial.
Think clever conference call commentary. Subtle sarcasm about synergy. Light roasting of productivity theater. Witty nods to inbox overwhelm, back-to-back meetings, and the sacred ritual of “per my last email.” The humor is sharp, but polished. Playful, but professional. The kind that makes your coworkers smirk and your manager pretend not to.
Each design walks that delicate line between “funny” and “I can still wear this on casual Friday.” It’s humor for the spreadsheet warriors, the slide-deck architects, the multitasking masterminds, and the people quietly carrying the entire project while nodding politely in meetings. Can't wear it outright? Use it as an undershirt and manifest the feeling out!
Soft enough for long days. Comfortable enough for overtime. Bold enough to say what you’re thinking—without actually saying it out loud. Because sometimes the most powerful statement in the room isn’t on the agenda. It’s on your shirt.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
• Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Consequently, returns and exchanges are not accepted, but please contact us immediately if you have problems with your order. Since we use a print on demand service, we will address any printing/quality issues with our printer. If you have a defect upon receiving your item(s), please contact us right away with pictures of the defect.
Welcome to the workplace—where the coffee is strong, the emails are longer than necessary, and everyone has “just one quick question” that somehow requires a calendar invite.
Our Safe-For-Work Collection was designed for people who understand that corporate life is a performance art. These tees don’t scream. They don’t cause HR meetings. They simply raise one perfectly groomed eyebrow and let the joke land in 12-point Arial.
Think clever conference call commentary. Subtle sarcasm about synergy. Light roasting of productivity theater. Witty nods to inbox overwhelm, back-to-back meetings, and the sacred ritual of “per my last email.” The humor is sharp, but polished. Playful, but professional. The kind that makes your coworkers smirk and your manager pretend not to.
Each design walks that delicate line between “funny” and “I can still wear this on casual Friday.” It’s humor for the spreadsheet warriors, the slide-deck architects, the multitasking masterminds, and the people quietly carrying the entire project while nodding politely in meetings. Can't wear it outright? Use it as an undershirt and manifest the feeling out!
Soft enough for long days. Comfortable enough for overtime. Bold enough to say what you’re thinking—without actually saying it out loud. Because sometimes the most powerful statement in the room isn’t on the agenda. It’s on your shirt.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
• Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Consequently, returns and exchanges are not accepted, but please contact us immediately if you have problems with your order. Since we use a print on demand service, we will address any printing/quality issues with our printer. If you have a defect upon receiving your item(s), please contact us right away with pictures of the defect.
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