Remember when movies were quotable, soundtracks slapped, and plot twists didn’t involve multiverses or algorithm-driven storylines? We do. Welcome to the Gen X & Classic Movie Quote Collection, where sarcasm is a survival skill and cinematic nostalgia hits harder than your back when you sneeze wrong. These shirts are for those of us raised by VHS, caffeinated by Jolt Cola, and emotionally scarred by "Watership Down" being marketed as a kids’ movie.
Each tee pays homage to the glorious decades when you had to earn your pop culture—by surviving rotary phones, fast-forwarding through commercials, and rewinding your rental tapes like a decent human being. Whether you’re quoting your way through the '70s, '80s, and '90s, reminiscing about action stars with actual body hair, or just trying to make your kids understand why “I am serious—and don’t call me Shirley” is still comedic gold, these tees are for you.
They’re soft. They’re funny. They’re proof that you haven’t completely given up (just mostly). And best of all, they speak fluent sarcasm—so you don’t have to.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This parody-style shirt features a tribute to the classic lines of the great films from GenX childhoods. Designed by an independent artist. This is not official merchandise and is not affiliated with, or endorsed by, the film's creators.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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Rewinding Attitude, One Quote at a Time.
Remember when movies were quotable, soundtracks slapped, and plot twists didn’t involve multiverses or algorithm-driven storylines? We do. Welcome to the Gen X & Classic Movie Quote Collection, where sarcasm is a survival skill and cinematic nostalgia hits harder than your back when you sneeze wrong. These shirts are for those of us raised by VHS, caffeinated by Jolt Cola, and emotionally scarred by "Watership Down" being marketed as a kids’ movie.
Each tee pays homage to the glorious decades when you had to earn your pop culture—by surviving rotary phones, fast-forwarding through commercials, and rewinding your rental tapes like a decent human being. Whether you’re quoting your way through the '70s, '80s, and '90s, reminiscing about action stars with actual body hair, or just trying to make your kids understand why “I am serious—and don’t call me Shirley” is still comedic gold, these tees are for you.
They’re soft. They’re funny. They’re proof that you haven’t completely given up (just mostly). And best of all, they speak fluent sarcasm—so you don’t have to.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This parody-style shirt features a tribute to the classic lines of the great films from GenX childhoods. Designed by an independent artist. This is not official merchandise and is not affiliated with, or endorsed by, the film's creators.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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