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Gen X: The Original Limited Edition Cynics.

Welcome to the Gen X T-Shirt Collection, where nostalgia comes with a side of existential dread—and probably a mixtape you’ll never listen to again. These shirts aren’t here to inspire you. They’re here to remind you that you survived dial-up internet, latchkey afternoons, and decades of being politely ignored by every marketing department on Earth. Congratulations?

Each design is stitched with the cultural residue of a generation that perfected the art of eye-rolling before emojis did it for us. We grew up on sarcasm, questionable cartoons, and the knowledge that the world was probably ending—but not before "Friends" finished its run. Now we’re older, crankier, and somehow still waiting for someone to ask if we’re okay. (Spoiler: We’re not.)

Slip into one of these tees when you’re ready to broadcast your generational fatigue in style. Wear it to the grocery store, your kid’s soccer game, or while doom-scrolling late at night wondering why your back suddenly hurts. Again.

Because Gen X isn’t about thriving. It’s about enduring—with just enough snark to make it look cool.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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Gen X: The Original Limited Edition Cynics.

Welcome to the Gen X T-Shirt Collection, where nostalgia comes with a side of existential dread—and probably a mixtape you’ll never listen to again. These shirts aren’t here to inspire you. They’re here to remind you that you survived dial-up internet, latchkey afternoons, and decades of being politely ignored by every marketing department on Earth. Congratulations?

Each design is stitched with the cultural residue of a generation that perfected the art of eye-rolling before emojis did it for us. We grew up on sarcasm, questionable cartoons, and the knowledge that the world was probably ending—but not before "Friends" finished its run. Now we’re older, crankier, and somehow still waiting for someone to ask if we’re okay. (Spoiler: We’re not.)

Slip into one of these tees when you’re ready to broadcast your generational fatigue in style. Wear it to the grocery store, your kid’s soccer game, or while doom-scrolling late at night wondering why your back suddenly hurts. Again.

Because Gen X isn’t about thriving. It’s about enduring—with just enough snark to make it look cool.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!