i came in like a butterball

$22.99
Holiday Cheer? More Like Holiday Survive.🌲🎁🧑‍🎄

Why suffer through turkey-induced naps, awkward political debates at the dinner table, or the annual family “who’s hosting this year” Hunger Games without a little backup? Our funny Holidays T-Shirt Collection is here to do the talking for you—whether that’s a subtle jab at pumpkin pie hoarders, a passive-aggressive nod to the in-laws, or a full-throttle belly laugh about how Santa is the only man you’ll let break into your house this year.

Each shirt is soft enough to carry you through hours of holiday obligations (read: free babysitting, gift wrapping, and pretending to like fruitcake) while also being loud enough to distract Aunt Carol from asking why you’re still single. With designs that roast everything from stuffing mishaps to carolers who just won’t quit, these tees are perfect for festive parties, family photo ops you’ll regret later, or hiding in the kitchen with a bottle of wine “for the gravy.”

Because let’s be honest: holiday cheer is exhausting, but at least you can look good—and get a laugh—while enduring it.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Color:
Size:
Holiday Cheer? More Like Holiday Survive.🌲🎁🧑‍🎄

Why suffer through turkey-induced naps, awkward political debates at the dinner table, or the annual family “who’s hosting this year” Hunger Games without a little backup? Our funny Holidays T-Shirt Collection is here to do the talking for you—whether that’s a subtle jab at pumpkin pie hoarders, a passive-aggressive nod to the in-laws, or a full-throttle belly laugh about how Santa is the only man you’ll let break into your house this year.

Each shirt is soft enough to carry you through hours of holiday obligations (read: free babysitting, gift wrapping, and pretending to like fruitcake) while also being loud enough to distract Aunt Carol from asking why you’re still single. With designs that roast everything from stuffing mishaps to carolers who just won’t quit, these tees are perfect for festive parties, family photo ops you’ll regret later, or hiding in the kitchen with a bottle of wine “for the gravy.”

Because let’s be honest: holiday cheer is exhausting, but at least you can look good—and get a laugh—while enduring it.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!