don't touch me old man

$22.99
Why fit in with the straight-laced crowd when you can laugh in their faces instead? Our Joker quote tees aren’t just shirts—they’re an invitation to embrace the chaos, one deranged punchline at a time. Each design pulls from the Clown Prince of Crime’s most infamous words, capturing that razor-thin line between comedy and catastrophe.

These aren’t your everyday comic book shirts. They’re bold, unsettling, and just the right amount of unhinged—perfect for fans who know that sometimes it’s funnier when the world burns. Wear one to your next night out, comic con, or trip to the grocery store and watch as people wonder if you’re joking… or if the joke’s on them.

Printed on high-quality fabric with designs sharp enough to cut through the dark, these tees let you carry a little madness wherever you go. Because deep down, we all know it’s not about the punchline—it’s about sending a message.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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Why fit in with the straight-laced crowd when you can laugh in their faces instead? Our Joker quote tees aren’t just shirts—they’re an invitation to embrace the chaos, one deranged punchline at a time. Each design pulls from the Clown Prince of Crime’s most infamous words, capturing that razor-thin line between comedy and catastrophe.

These aren’t your everyday comic book shirts. They’re bold, unsettling, and just the right amount of unhinged—perfect for fans who know that sometimes it’s funnier when the world burns. Wear one to your next night out, comic con, or trip to the grocery store and watch as people wonder if you’re joking… or if the joke’s on them.

Printed on high-quality fabric with designs sharp enough to cut through the dark, these tees let you carry a little madness wherever you go. Because deep down, we all know it’s not about the punchline—it’s about sending a message.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!