defining brain
📚Human beings have been doing ridiculous things for centuries. Fortunately, great writers have been taking notes.
This literary quote t-shirt collection celebrates the sharpest, funniest and most painfully accurate observations about stupidity, gullibility, vanity, hypocrisy and the general absurdity of human behavior. Featuring memorable quotations and widely attributed sayings from celebrated authors, humorists and literary troublemakers, these designs prove that foolishness may be timeless—but so is making fun of it.
Perfect for readers, writers, teachers, librarians, English majors, history buffs, professional skeptics and anyone regularly disappointed by the decision-making skills of the general public. Wear your favorite literary wisdom to the bookstore, classroom, coffee shop, family gathering or yet another meeting that should have been an email.
These shirts also make clever gifts for birthdays, holidays, graduations, retirements or any occasion requiring equal parts intelligence and sarcasm. Choose the quote that best expresses what you were already thinking but lacked the patience—or literary credentials—to say yourself.
Because some sayings have circulated for generations, individual designs may feature quotations that are traditionally or widely attributed to a particular author rather than definitively documented. Please review the individual design for the featured quote and attribution.
Smart words. Questionable humanity. Excellent shirt.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
• Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Consequently, returns and exchanges are not accepted, but please contact us immediately if you have problems with your order. Since we use a print on demand service, we will address any printing/quality issues with our printer. If you have a defect upon receiving your item(s), please contact us right away with pictures of the defect.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
📚Human beings have been doing ridiculous things for centuries. Fortunately, great writers have been taking notes.
This literary quote t-shirt collection celebrates the sharpest, funniest and most painfully accurate observations about stupidity, gullibility, vanity, hypocrisy and the general absurdity of human behavior. Featuring memorable quotations and widely attributed sayings from celebrated authors, humorists and literary troublemakers, these designs prove that foolishness may be timeless—but so is making fun of it.
Perfect for readers, writers, teachers, librarians, English majors, history buffs, professional skeptics and anyone regularly disappointed by the decision-making skills of the general public. Wear your favorite literary wisdom to the bookstore, classroom, coffee shop, family gathering or yet another meeting that should have been an email.
These shirts also make clever gifts for birthdays, holidays, graduations, retirements or any occasion requiring equal parts intelligence and sarcasm. Choose the quote that best expresses what you were already thinking but lacked the patience—or literary credentials—to say yourself.
Because some sayings have circulated for generations, individual designs may feature quotations that are traditionally or widely attributed to a particular author rather than definitively documented. Please review the individual design for the featured quote and attribution.
Smart words. Questionable humanity. Excellent shirt.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
• Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Consequently, returns and exchanges are not accepted, but please contact us immediately if you have problems with your order. Since we use a print on demand service, we will address any printing/quality issues with our printer. If you have a defect upon receiving your item(s), please contact us right away with pictures of the defect.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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