🎲 Nerds, Dice, and Questionable Morals: This Is Your Uniform
If you’ve ever stared down a dragon with 3 HP, a broken short sword, and the chaotic energy of someone who definitely didn’t read the rulebook—this shirt is for you.
Designed for adventurers who fight with dice, wit, and mild emotional baggage, our Dungeons & Dragons-inspired tees deliver the perfect blend of sarcasm, satire, and low-key existential dread. Whether you're the party’s reluctant healer, the rogue with commitment issues, or the forever-DM whose NPC voices are oddly specific, we’ve got a design that hits harder than a nat 20 smite.
These aren’t your average “I cast Magic Missile” shirts (but respect if that’s your vibe). These are for the ones who understand the sacred art of dice jinxing, who’ve wept over character deaths more than breakups, and who know that true power lies not in strength… but in chaotic neutral energy and impeccable snack prep.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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🎲 Nerds, Dice, and Questionable Morals: This Is Your Uniform
If you’ve ever stared down a dragon with 3 HP, a broken short sword, and the chaotic energy of someone who definitely didn’t read the rulebook—this shirt is for you.
Designed for adventurers who fight with dice, wit, and mild emotional baggage, our Dungeons & Dragons-inspired tees deliver the perfect blend of sarcasm, satire, and low-key existential dread. Whether you're the party’s reluctant healer, the rogue with commitment issues, or the forever-DM whose NPC voices are oddly specific, we’ve got a design that hits harder than a nat 20 smite.
These aren’t your average “I cast Magic Missile” shirts (but respect if that’s your vibe). These are for the ones who understand the sacred art of dice jinxing, who’ve wept over character deaths more than breakups, and who know that true power lies not in strength… but in chaotic neutral energy and impeccable snack prep.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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