can't wait to be ashamed

$22.99
Say It Loud. Say It Hot. Say It With Your Chest. For once, your eyes aren’t “up here.”

Oh, did you want subtle? That’s not on the menu. These tees come with a heavy pour of sass, a splash of scandal, and just enough fabric to keep you out of HR—barely. Whether you're talking in double entendres, blatant thirst traps, or the kind of wit that gets you blocked and followed, this collection is here to raise eyebrows and blood pressure.

These tees aren’t here to be cute. They’re here to start something. Whether you're the chaotic friend, the designated schemer, or just a menace in comfortable shoes, this collection gives you all the bold energy of a mic drop—without even opening your mouth.

Each design is a head-turner: sharp, witty, and 100% unbothered. Wear one when you're feeling yourself (and everyone else is feeling mildly threatened). They’re perfect for making an entrance, causing a scene, or simply existing with dramatic flair and zero apologies.

Soft? Yes. Humble? Not even a little. Throw one on when you want to look like the plot twist and the narrator. Because you weren’t made to blend in—and your wardrobe shouldn’t either. Because confidence is sexy, but cockiness with a punchline? That’s art. Wear it like you mean it—and let the shirt say everything you’re thinking. Loudly. In all caps. Probably with glitter.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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Say It Loud. Say It Hot. Say It With Your Chest. For once, your eyes aren’t “up here.”

Oh, did you want subtle? That’s not on the menu. These tees come with a heavy pour of sass, a splash of scandal, and just enough fabric to keep you out of HR—barely. Whether you're talking in double entendres, blatant thirst traps, or the kind of wit that gets you blocked and followed, this collection is here to raise eyebrows and blood pressure.

These tees aren’t here to be cute. They’re here to start something. Whether you're the chaotic friend, the designated schemer, or just a menace in comfortable shoes, this collection gives you all the bold energy of a mic drop—without even opening your mouth.

Each design is a head-turner: sharp, witty, and 100% unbothered. Wear one when you're feeling yourself (and everyone else is feeling mildly threatened). They’re perfect for making an entrance, causing a scene, or simply existing with dramatic flair and zero apologies.

Soft? Yes. Humble? Not even a little. Throw one on when you want to look like the plot twist and the narrator. Because you weren’t made to blend in—and your wardrobe shouldn’t either. Because confidence is sexy, but cockiness with a punchline? That’s art. Wear it like you mean it—and let the shirt say everything you’re thinking. Loudly. In all caps. Probably with glitter.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!