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👠 Strong Southern opinions, bold shoulder pads, and sarcasm sharper than Julia Sugarbaker’s tongue—these tees serve sass with a side of steel magnolia.

Inspired by the iconic ladies of Designing Women, this collection is for anyone who’s ever delivered a monologue in their head, thrown shade with grace, or survived a staff meeting by channeling pure Mary Jo energy. Whether you're the unbothered intellect, the charming flirt, the sweet optimist, or the chaotic rich aunt energy we all aspire to, there’s a little bit of Sugarbaker in you—and it deserves a shirt.

These tees are soft, flattering, and as confident as Julia walking into a room with a legal pad and a grudge. Perfect for quoting your way through awkward conversations, dressing for brunch with judgmental relatives, or just letting the world know that you run the design firm (or at least the group chat).

Because sometimes, you don’t need to raise your voice—you just need the right outfit to do the talking.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This parody-style shirt features a tribute to the classic lines of "Designing Women," created by Linda Bloodworth-Thomason. Designed by an independent artist. This is not official merchandise and is not affiliated with, or endorsed by, the show's creators.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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👠 Strong Southern opinions, bold shoulder pads, and sarcasm sharper than Julia Sugarbaker’s tongue—these tees serve sass with a side of steel magnolia.

Inspired by the iconic ladies of Designing Women, this collection is for anyone who’s ever delivered a monologue in their head, thrown shade with grace, or survived a staff meeting by channeling pure Mary Jo energy. Whether you're the unbothered intellect, the charming flirt, the sweet optimist, or the chaotic rich aunt energy we all aspire to, there’s a little bit of Sugarbaker in you—and it deserves a shirt.

These tees are soft, flattering, and as confident as Julia walking into a room with a legal pad and a grudge. Perfect for quoting your way through awkward conversations, dressing for brunch with judgmental relatives, or just letting the world know that you run the design firm (or at least the group chat).

Because sometimes, you don’t need to raise your voice—you just need the right outfit to do the talking.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This parody-style shirt features a tribute to the classic lines of "Designing Women," created by Linda Bloodworth-Thomason. Designed by an independent artist. This is not official merchandise and is not affiliated with, or endorsed by, the show's creators.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!