a talking goat has risen
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Not all magical creatures are majestic unicorns or wise old wizards—some are foul-mouthed bunnies delivering royal decrees across magical kingdoms. This talking messenger rabbit t-shirt is inspired by one of The Magicians’ most absurd and hilarious running gags: the Fillory messenger rabbits. Equal parts cute and chaotic, these little messengers often carried vital news… and sometimes personal insults.
This shirt celebrates the unforgettable moment fans still quote—proof that even in a world of magic, nothing’s too weird (or too rude) to be canon. Whether you’re binging the series, heading to a convention, or just want to confuse strangers at the grocery store, this tee is the perfect way to let your fandom flag fly.
Why you’ll love it:
• Soft, breathable cotton blend for all-day comfort
• Unisex fit — looks great on kings, queens, and everyone in between
• Durable print so your sass lasts longer than Fillory’s monarchy
• Perfect gift for The Magicians fans, fantasy lovers, and sarcastic souls
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This shirt celebrates the unforgettable moment fans still quote—proof that even in a world of magic, nothing’s too weird (or too rude) to be canon. Whether you’re binging the series, heading to a convention, or just want to confuse strangers at the grocery store, this tee is the perfect way to let your fandom flag fly.
Why you’ll love it:
• Soft, breathable cotton blend for all-day comfort
• Unisex fit — looks great on kings, queens, and everyone in between
• Durable print so your sass lasts longer than Fillory’s monarchy
• Perfect gift for The Magicians fans, fantasy lovers, and sarcastic souls
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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Not all magical creatures are majestic unicorns or wise old wizards—some are foul-mouthed bunnies delivering royal decrees across magical kingdoms. This talking messenger rabbit t-shirt is inspired by one of The Magicians’ most absurd and hilarious running gags: the Fillory messenger rabbits. Equal parts cute and chaotic, these little messengers often carried vital news… and sometimes personal insults.
This shirt celebrates the unforgettable moment fans still quote—proof that even in a world of magic, nothing’s too weird (or too rude) to be canon. Whether you’re binging the series, heading to a convention, or just want to confuse strangers at the grocery store, this tee is the perfect way to let your fandom flag fly.
Why you’ll love it:
• Soft, breathable cotton blend for all-day comfort
• Unisex fit — looks great on kings, queens, and everyone in between
• Durable print so your sass lasts longer than Fillory’s monarchy
• Perfect gift for The Magicians fans, fantasy lovers, and sarcastic souls
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This shirt celebrates the unforgettable moment fans still quote—proof that even in a world of magic, nothing’s too weird (or too rude) to be canon. Whether you’re binging the series, heading to a convention, or just want to confuse strangers at the grocery store, this tee is the perfect way to let your fandom flag fly.
Why you’ll love it:
• Soft, breathable cotton blend for all-day comfort
• Unisex fit — looks great on kings, queens, and everyone in between
• Durable print so your sass lasts longer than Fillory’s monarchy
• Perfect gift for The Magicians fans, fantasy lovers, and sarcastic souls
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Not all magical creatures are majestic unicorns or wise old wizards—some are foul-mouthed bunnies delivering royal decrees across magical kingdoms. This talking messenger rabbit t-shirt is inspired by one of The Magicians’ most absurd and hilarious running gags: the Fillory messenger rabbits. Equal parts cute and chaotic, these little messengers often carried vital news… and sometimes personal insults.
This shirt celebrates the unforgettable moment fans still quote—proof that even in a world of magic, nothing’s too weird (or too rude) to be canon. Whether you’re binging the series, heading to a convention, or just want to confuse strangers at the grocery store, this tee is the perfect way to let your fandom flag fly.
Why you’ll love it:
• Soft, breathable cotton blend for all-day comfort
• Unisex fit — looks great on kings, queens, and everyone in between
• Durable print so your sass lasts longer than Fillory’s monarchy
• Perfect gift for The Magicians fans, fantasy lovers, and sarcastic souls
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This shirt celebrates the unforgettable moment fans still quote—proof that even in a world of magic, nothing’s too weird (or too rude) to be canon. Whether you’re binging the series, heading to a convention, or just want to confuse strangers at the grocery store, this tee is the perfect way to let your fandom flag fly.
Why you’ll love it:
• Soft, breathable cotton blend for all-day comfort
• Unisex fit — looks great on kings, queens, and everyone in between
• Durable print so your sass lasts longer than Fillory’s monarchy
• Perfect gift for The Magicians fans, fantasy lovers, and sarcastic souls
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!